sam (female)

usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.

Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?

by physiologist October 16, 2012

Female Virgo

A female who just do to fucking much, that talks all the shit in the world and can’t back it up.

This female Virgo was talking shit to me, but when I pressed her she got scared and ran away

by Jkb231 August 30, 2021

Plus Size Female

The hottest bitch of them all. When you hold her theres enough of her to feel nice and cozy

i can’t wait to cuddle with my Plus Size Female tonight

by mousegergoasniffers June 14, 2018

Female

a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year

just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand

by robyn pyle September 10, 2007

Female Simp

An oxymoronic term used by someone who doesn't understand what "simp" means, and also believes that for every male personality type there must be an equivalent female type.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.

I've heard guys referred to as simps, but what's a female simp?

by Cosmos Cop May 10, 2020

female dick burn

The burning feeling in the vagina after having raw sex while the man cumms inside.

Mark: dude, i just gave my girlfriend some serious female dick burn.

Brandon: Damn bro, how hard did you plow her?

Mark: real good.

by MadameTardis May 28, 2016

Female attractiveness scale

Mostly used on 4chan during greentext stories, it can be used to rate how attractive a female is.
An ugly female would be a 1/10, and a hot female would be 9 or 10 out of 10.

"That whoman's Female attractiveness scale is 10!"
"Dude, that's barely 8/10. And why are you talking like that?"

by anonymous October 2, 2016