Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.
Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...
by Ida Dunnher April 17, 2009
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Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship May 21, 2011
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gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.
by nash_money September 15, 2011
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turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
by cmj14221 February 12, 2008
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Ganja face

The kind of face that will make you look again.
Or
Some one who has a addictive face. Makes u wanna always look at them
Sreeveetha has a ganja face, every time I look at her, feel like want to look again and again.

Oh man, that girl has a ganja face, I always wanna look at that addictive face.
by Preetha :) March 05, 2011
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Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.
Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!
by noonebythenameofolivia February 10, 2011
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face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.
by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!
by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010
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