polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010

Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.

After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by CBD1972 November 12, 2008

eastern express

Horse who bucked the idiot known as christopher reeve off, breaking his back, hilariously.

Eastern Express beat down Christopher Reeve hahaha

by Homme Bik March 11, 2004

anti-expressionism

the opposite of expressionism.

George needs to drink less so he can remember the definitions to the words he makes up, like anti-expressionism.

by not kenna. February 24, 2003

Flying Blubber Express

E.Honda's big move in Street Fighter II, where he goes flying horizontally across the screen for a humongous sumo head butt.

Watch out for the flying blubber express!

by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005

midnight anal express

when sexual tention is recieved through the anal

hey cliff il let u take a ride down the midnight anal express

by cute clifford W. March 31, 2009

polar express

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

by big mama man September 11, 2010