maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

reverse engineering

C'est quand tu te fais avoir.
Sale merde.

je sais pas reverse engineering

by frgbgnrtght October 9, 2020

golden engine

When an engine performs better and faster than the rest of 99% of engines in the same model and make. Similar to a golden chip in semiconductors. The 1% ters.

Drag race ensues on stock category engines

Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!

by ZorenB2 July 21, 2022

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022

fool stack engineer

A backend engineer that fools around with the frontend.

I have a wide array of backend experience but don't hesitate to jump in on frontend projects because I am a fool stack engineer after all.

by foolin-around August 2, 2022