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i arranged a date with two different men on the same night, same time. they both showed up and were both ditched at the end of the night. ironically, each one called the next day for another date. i'm a man-eater and those two got eaten alive!
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Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Diablo
Genus: Satan
Species: S. Easternus
- Chinese teen
- fringe with minimum length of 8cm
- dyed hair (with at least 8 colours usually gold or red)
- standard repertoire of words/phrases are: "cheebye, lanjiao, kannina, hong gan, pcc. These words/phrases are usually repeated in a cycle right after they have nothing else to say
- habitat: Singapore, usually found outside McDonald's, live in packs
- female members of the species have a very high voice frequency
- performs religious rituals to the song "hokkien speeding"
Warnings:
- do not make prolonged eye contact or else they will, as they like to say, "hoot" you
- However, if you do not make any eye contact they will think that you are, as they like to say, "daoing" them and proceed to "hoot" you.
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Diablo
Genus: Satan
Species: S. Easternus
- Chinese teen
- fringe with minimum length of 8cm
- dyed hair (with at least 8 colours usually gold or red)
- standard repertoire of words/phrases are: "cheebye, lanjiao, kannina, hong gan, pcc. These words/phrases are usually repeated in a cycle right after they have nothing else to say
- habitat: Singapore, usually found outside McDonald's, live in packs
- female members of the species have a very high voice frequency
- performs religious rituals to the song "hokkien speeding"
Warnings:
- do not make prolonged eye contact or else they will, as they like to say, "hoot" you
- However, if you do not make any eye contact they will think that you are, as they like to say, "daoing" them and proceed to "hoot" you.
guy 1: i met a guy worse than satan today
guy 2: and who would that be?
guy 1: eastern satans
Eastern: "kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan. kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan."
guy 2: and who would that be?
guy 1: eastern satans
Eastern: "kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan. kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan.kannina cheebye, lan jaio, hong gan, bu shuang lai hoot, wo jiao wo de bladde lai hoot ni, kannina, cheebye, lan jiao hong gan."
by Depressed, indeed September 28, 2008
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Get the quife eater` mug.A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.
Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)
by iWroteThisSinceiHateMrsHawe June 14, 2011
Get the Eastern Middle School mug.Eastern View High School (EVHS) is a high school in Culpeper, Virginia. It shares districts with Culpeper County High School (CCHS). Their mascot, the cyclones, is unlike any other mascot around. EV is in the Battlefield district of Virginia. Eastern View has many athletic teams including: Junior Varsity (JV) and Varsity (V) Football, Cheerleading, Baseball, Softball, Wrestling, Track, Cross Country, Tennis, Basketball, Field Hockey, and LaX. The construction for Eastern View High School began in 2006 and continued for two years. The school opened in the fall of 2008. There is an annual rivalry game against CCHS. This is normally a pre-season game and the profits are used for a charity, which varies every year. This school now holds around 1,200 students. The head principal, since the opening of EVHS in '08, is Mr. Roger Mello.
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