DareDevil

When you cum on a girls eyelids when she's passed out so that when she wakes up she can't open her eyes.

Dude, I totally daredevilled that chick last night and when she woke up I ran the fuck out of there.

by C.Friend March 30, 2008

Post-Dated Check

A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence, post-dated check

Have you seen Steve's sister? She's definately a post-dated check!

by King of Buffalo August 30, 2005

Daedelus

A Genius who utilizes the monome as his instrument. He has essentially created his own genre of music that cannot be named because it is too awesome.

He's mixed pianos with electric guitars and tribal drums in his (My Opinion) best album: Deny's The Day's Demise (2006)

He samples MOVIES, FAX MACHINES, CLAPPING, he'll sample anything that moves your eardrum more than 20 times a second. He's used classic Italia Disco songs, Classic piano, futuristic fart noises.

And his live performances are made (for the most part) on the spot...

Mainstream Faggotron: Hey have you heard "Raise Your Weapon" by Deadmau5? It's the best song ever.

Underground OG: No, I've been listening to Daedelus... his 5 year old albums are still years ahead of his own time.... Miles farther than that Canadian trash known as Deadmau5

And if you won't bother searching Daedelus or you can't spell his name then go take some ecstacy and brag to your shuffling friends about how many braincells you just killed.

Mainstream Faggotron: Fuck you fool I love haters DGK ALL DAY homie intoxicated click bloods crips Southside all day, ruthless promos Detox DJ BL3ND

by Copernicustic Vultures June 13, 2011

Dirty Dave

When a female is giving a male a blow-job and she throws up in his urethra. The male then masturbates on the the womans face giving her a mix of cum and throw up facial

Dude, how was brittany last night?

Not job man she gave me a dirty dave.

OMG thats disgusting!

by BIGNICK26 February 22, 2011

Dave

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

by husky5592 April 28, 2011

Dave

Someone that nobody knows

"I was just talking to Dave"
"Who"?

by hollaholla078 January 9, 2012

"Hollywood" Dave Stann

One of the best blackjack players in the world! Also, he's very hot.

"Hollywood" Dave Stann rocks even though he lost to Charlene Ono. Who cares, she's a porker.

by "Goats" March 29, 2005