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Also known as daddy Daniel...best sex machine ever, can make you so wet that you form a new ocean, makes you moan louder than a fire trucks siren, has a big ass that taste divine, will make you have the longest orgasim ever. Sex is the best you'll ever have and you won't be able to walk for two days...you'll have to go to physical therapy. But be careful because once you've had sex with him one time, you're gonna keep on going back for more and more
Girl1: Damn...what the hell happen to you

Girl2: I had the best sex ever last night
Girl1: No way you had sex with Daniel last night didn't you
Girl2: yup
Daniel by All the daddy's March 23, 2017
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A Bitch who doesn’t know how to do anything in life except for sleeping.
Look at that guy sleeping, he looks like a daniel
Daniel by Danlink January 14, 2019

daniel handler 

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.
daniel handler by indiaLPC February 6, 2006

charlie daniels 

an awsome country artist that doesn't just sing about crappy depressing stuff that most country singers sing about.
Charlie Daniels is famous for THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, the most awsome song ever.
charlie daniels by nate h July 16, 2007

Daniel Craig 

After the Bland Bond, the Blond Bond. And am happy to report, this one has style. As long as they keep him for a while, and don't have a Blind Bond. Or Blend Bond.
Daniel Craig. Best news for the franchise since Timothy Dalton.
Daniel Craig by Fearman August 4, 2007

Danielle 

Danielle is absolutely incredible!
Fucking hottest girl you will ever meet!!

Danielle provides pleasure and satisfaction like no one else can ever do!
Every guy wants her, but the one that gets her will be a legend for life!!

Her lips are so kissable, and her ass is just perfect!
She has a body carved by God!

She is funny, witty, sweet, and UNFORGETTABLE!
I would rather be with Danielle than win a lottery ticket!
Guy 1: Dude, I think I'm inlove with Danielle!!
Guy 2: Man, who isn't!
Danielle by mrlegendary October 24, 2011

danielle and gregg 

the cutest couple in the entire world
oh you guys are a total danielle and gregg!
9.12.08
danielle and gregg by sexmuffin326 January 22, 2009