mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

DOT BOY

A boy from Dorchester who no one messes with and everyone knows him

Oh him? He’s a DOT Boy

by Chiefonchief May 13, 2022

Dots

Hard nipples

I can see your dots. Look at those dots!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Dot

Means like a slag or like a thot

Bruv that gyals a dot

by Badman5 September 14, 2019

dot

A round little mark. If you put a face on it, it looks kinda cute. Lets all be real. Anything small enough can be cute!!! Like, litterally anything

Bob: I just made a dot with my pencil
Joe: Ohhhh lemme put a face on it!!!
:)

by VERAALOE May 30, 2018

Dot Anxiety

The feeling you get when you send a risky text on iMessage and you just watch the other persons three little dots for an hour. See also pure torture

After I sent Alex the picture, I had dot anxiety for like five whole minutes while he replied.

by xxnialler September 13, 2016

dot com dater

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.

Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.

by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014