Cubism

The act of being like Gelatinous Cube91788. Someone who makes pointless posts on forums. His posts include references to small details in a post in an attempt to change the subject, and blatantly changing the subject.

Thread regarding theoretical physics:

Mister X - "Well then Stephen Hawkin told us that well the universe is one giant fish bowl"

Mister Y - "Really? I always thought his theories to be out there myself."

Mister Z (A Cubism Follower) - "Hey I love McDonalds POSTCOUNT++ ROFL!! LOLLERS!!!"

by Shar November 18, 2003

Dirty Cumes

pronounced coo-mez. When you get all wild and crazy and stay up past 9 p.m. and go to sleep with mockit milk on your upper lip.

Joe pulled a dirty cumes again last night, he's out of control

by fafafooohi December 8, 2004

pepsi cube riding

sport in which one slides on a flattened pepsi cube across a carpeted floor. For best results, have a friend pull you at a full sprint. Avoid walls, especially those perpendicular to your path or travel.

"We should totally rock the pepsi cube riding!"
"Yeah, I kinda smashed my head on the wall while I was pepsi cube riding"

by chiriko November 10, 2007

Body language cues

Body language that means something specific.

Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"

Iam "Yeah, sure."

Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"

Iam "Oh.."

Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"

Iam "...I don't want to say..."

Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."

Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."

Hym "But am I wrong?"

Iam "......"

Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

Cutes

Cutes is the name you give to a person (or a group of people) that bother you in various ways. They could be immature, idiots, prude, annoying, ect.

Not to be confused with adorable or lovable, cutes are the bane of the human race. It is advised you stay away from them, because if you dont they will drive you to insanity.

Cutes applies to both genders.

Person 1: Dear god, the drama kids wont stop singing in the halls.
Person 2: I know, they are all cutes.

by Cutes are cutes April 1, 2013

What curese Hernias?

This is very important to me, Not to long ago I had a Hernia operation. I experience the worst time in my life.I was operated onec before for Diverticulosis and thats where they slic me agin. in the same spot? Anyway my conformation is what forms into a hernia,why,do I eat the whrong foods!

What curese Hernias?

by Worried? August 17, 2009

cubshank

Semen produced by a small dog or puppy

Man, that tastes like cubshank!

by TheRandyMan July 20, 2005