cock blocker

An individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally.

Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.

by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009

cock sucker face

The constant expression on Megan Fox's face. Its Her trademark facial expression that makes her so appealing to men and launched her talentless career.

fuckin, mouth breathing, hot slut.

"Sometimes when that Megan Fox bitch makes that cock sucker face I want to punch her in the mouth cause I cant tell if she is looking snobby and arogant or if she does infact want to suck my cock."

by 123jerk May 6, 2010

Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

by Jip! December 14, 2006

Whiskey Cock

When a man tries to engage in a sexual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. The penis is similar to a half cooked noodle.

The result of Duncan drinking too many shots was whiskey cock so he was unable to pipe peaches.

by Pimp Lo December 15, 2008

horse cock

The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.

"That gal I want to date asked for a dick pic, her only reaction was just 'HORSE COCK'"

by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022

suck a mean cock

To orally rock a guys world.

George: Yo Max, I hear Kelly can suck a mean cock!
Max: No shit, I was at her house last night!!!

by c.dizzle January 10, 2008

poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

by RotNWang December 1, 2003