Cookie Monster

A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.

"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."

"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."

by Blank Father Goodman October 19, 2009

Baking Cookies

To make a crispy flat cake made out of dough.

I was baking cookies for my guests.

by Lucy November 22, 2003

cookie monster

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore

1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.

by rattler182 August 1, 2007

jizz cookie

No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.

Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.

by sausage tits February 8, 2009

Queef Cookie

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

gookie cookie

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.

I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.

by Aaron from Rochester August 30, 2005

Oreo Cookied

When two black men and a white woman have a threesome.

Those three peeps oreo cookied last night, they loved it.

by FancyNance August 31, 2011