Conversation Blue Balls

When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.

Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?

Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.

by Trayvon July 17, 2009

Corona Convert

A hardcore Trumpist or QAnonist who had previously put their faith in the Pharisee-in-Chief for preaching that the pandemic is a hoax, and had refused to wear a face mask, but had since confessed the virus’s existence after contracting it, or being hospitalized.

Guesstimate how many corona converts failed to cheat death after realizing that they’d been conned by their Commander in Cheat.

by MathPlus January 10, 2021

Convertable

A person, who removes their top, very quickly, after being turned on.

"Yo, Ben, that bitch, Jackie, is a total convertable man!"

by Handicap.Porn December 28, 2008

conversational rape

The traumatizing conversational method of a person who thinks he/she is intellectually superior to you and therefore takes every opportunity to interrupt you and insult every idea you may want to add to the largely one-way conversation. Very common among city intellectuals and professionals. The training ground is usually an Ivy League school, but an education in this art often begins in the home of people who have large objects permanently stuck in their rear end and/or people who have something to prove because they are afraid we will all find out how stupid they actually are or how small their wee-wees are.

I don't like going to that bar because all of the Wall Street guys who go there think that conversational rape is a great way to charm a girl.

by Grisel May 21, 2006

conversatin

1. To strike up some chats with the homies
2. To make small talk to check to see if the new dealer on the block is a cop

I was just conversatin with ma peeps

by Peon October 12, 2004

conveeni

A convenience store.

"I live right near a nice conveeni, and I get all my daily necessities, there, including beer!"

-- overhead at a coffee shop in Great Barrington, Massachusetts

by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

converspondence

A rapid exchange of emails, text messages, or other written medium that occurs almost (but not quite) fast enough to be considered a conversation. Verb form: To converspond.

Brad won't turn on his phone, so I've been stuck in a converspondence with him all afternoon, waiting for 10 minutes for every reply to my emails.

by A'kin October 4, 2009