Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Constituent

A gay prostitute

Timothy Phelps is a constituent

by NSFG December 18, 2025

Constivacious

Constivacious (adjective)
Pronunciation: /kɒnstɪˈveɪʃəs/
Origin: 2013, TV interview with drag queen Constivacious Glemezzonnn originally spelled Gonstivacious

Definition:

1. (South African) Used to emphasize a strong, assertive, or impactful statement, often preceded by "Big Boss".

2.Describing an action done with flair, confidence, or a touch of sass.

3.Speaker 1 "Is pizza good?" Speaker 2 "Constivivi"

Example Sentences:
- "Big Boss, I'm constivaciously done with this traffic! 🚗💢"
- "She handled the presentation so constivaciously, Big Boss the sphinya's were wobbling they were left unconstivacious ! 😮"

**Variations:**
- Constivivi (interjection): Expresses strong agreement or approval.
- Constivaciously (adverb): Done with confidence and flair.
- Unconstivacious (adjective): Lacking assertiveness or impact.

by Adonis Sana December 31, 2025

financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.

My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!

by Kip HT September 13, 2006

political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.

The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.

by darcwizrd September 10, 2013

sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out

I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation

by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016