Colton X Monke

Monke is epic hot

Colton: Stfu again

Me: Colton X Monke

by MrFloppers May 13, 2021

Colorcon

where rich scammers put money on a "persons head"

Jordan got stuck in a colorcon and died for 50 grand

by Jasojaso June 10, 2021

color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋

here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉

by Blue2blue1 July 2, 2021

Colton Urso

a real nigga

u see Colton Urso over there? He a really nigga no cap.

by datningga190 September 23, 2021

Colter Andrew

Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent

Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo

by Parker Pattymore October 3, 2021

Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.

Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.

by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021