Coffee Addiction

This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.

Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*

by youraloser1 November 20, 2010

Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.

My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.

by jgreene777 November 5, 2008

Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019

coffee and tv

A song by Blur that expresses being tired of life. Graham Coxon wrote the song to cheer Damon Albarn up. There's a cute milk box on the music video.

Girl: How are you?
Blur Fangirl: I'm like the Coffee and Tv lyrics. I'm brain-dead virtually!

by banalrandom June 6, 2016

coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop

My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.

by hannatho November 16, 2013

coffee mug

A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.

After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.

by Maranara September 9, 2008

Coffee County

A way boring place in Tennessee. The locals are very inbred, however, it is the place to go if you want to have a good time on Saturday night.

That girl from Coffee County did her brother, but she sure knows how to have fun!

by Aletris June 2, 2005