coffee and tv

A song by Blur that expresses being tired of life. Graham Coxon wrote the song to cheer Damon Albarn up. There's a cute milk box on the music video.

Girl: How are you?
Blur Fangirl: I'm like the Coffee and Tv lyrics. I'm brain-dead virtually!

by banalrandom June 6, 2016

Biker coffee

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up

I had my "Biker coffee" already, I'm rolling so hard.

by luciaaa116 February 15, 2018

Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017

Coffee Drop

The sudden and inevitable urge to do a poo following a strong coffee.

Example 1:

Man that coffee is going right through me, I need to do a coffee drop.

Example 2:

Sally: What's wrong babe?

Sam: *Winces as swigging last drop of coffee* Ahh shit gotta do a coffee drop! *runs to bathroom*

by Lala 83 September 21, 2011

coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop

My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.

by hannatho November 16, 2013

coffee mug

A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.

After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.

by Maranara September 9, 2008

Coffee County

A way boring place in Tennessee. The locals are very inbred, however, it is the place to go if you want to have a good time on Saturday night.

That girl from Coffee County did her brother, but she sure knows how to have fun!

by Aletris June 2, 2005