cock summoner

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks

1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!

by 99888776665 March 31, 2009

cockstop

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.

Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.

by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

Cock It

To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong

Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

Cockscience

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.

Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.

by Morghanistan June 1, 2010

shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.

<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005

cock worshipper

a male/female who enjoys sucking a mans penis so much tht they practicaly worship them see cock sucker

bob:james i know your a cock worshipper but you cant be into cocks that much
james: i am! only last night i sucked bens cock so hard that he spunked 4 times i even have an altar to the king cock

by darkninja February 11, 2007

cock goblin

1) someone who gobbles the cock
2) a little goblin who resides in the underwear and at night snuggles with the cock.

by Gabby June 2, 2003