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Tits O'Clock

A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.
Last night's Tits O'Clock ended in an accidental orgy. Whoops! Welcome to college.
by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011
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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.
"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
by Shane Holmes October 24, 2014
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Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.
I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.
by LiquidShadow8 January 22, 2007
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Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012
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cock'o'clock

To wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.
Man, Rob's been sleeping on the pool table for 12 hours, if he doesn't move soon, it's going to be cock'o'clock.
by Charlie and Fred April 24, 2008
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beating off the clock

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010
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1337 o' clock

1337 o' clock (Leet o' clock) is the term gamers use to describe 13:37h (1:37 PM).
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz
Three friends are playing Counter-Strike.

|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?

|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!
by R0DR1G0 November 24, 2010
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