kaitlyn cleveland

Awesome ,nice ,caring ,and most loving person you will ever meet . She will always make u laugh.

Who is the most loving person u know?
Kaitlyn Cleveland

by Kaitlyn Cleveland November 27, 2016

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce

That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past

by Djatl January 30, 2017

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Cleavead

The process of elongating cleavage by getting a boob job

Let's say a woman enlarges her breasts from size A to size DD. In the process, her cleavage, that dreamy space between her boobs, would be added to such that my eyeballs would be rendered immobile.

Dude, have you seen Celine's cleavead? I could hide my wallet in there now.

by DrakeBullet October 28, 2007

Cleeevis

The action of cleaning a woman's genitals with a sleeve one handed. Cleeevisu being the double handed version

"yeah I went to the doctors and the nurse gave me a cleeevisu"

by Quim shaker October 6, 2011