Cleavead

The process of elongating cleavage by getting a boob job

Let's say a woman enlarges her breasts from size A to size DD. In the process, her cleavage, that dreamy space between her boobs, would be added to such that my eyeballs would be rendered immobile.

Dude, have you seen Celine's cleavead? I could hide my wallet in there now.

by DrakeBullet October 28, 2007

cleavesdropping

Positioning oneself so close to a female or group of females, that you can actually peer deep down into their cleavage!

Last night we were clubbing and cleavesdropping all the fine women sporting hot summer tees. So fine!

by Mozie1960 June 13, 2008

cleavadge

When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!

That slut's cleavadge is wider than your ass crack. I want to depants her to end it all, but I might end up munching a Grand Canyon.

by BRooski August 19, 2009

cleavesdrop

To covertly look at a womans cleavage without her knowledge. Derived from 'cleavage' and 'eavesdrop'.

"Whoa, look at the rack on that one!"
'Yeah, I've been cleavesdropping on her all night!'

by waynething2 September 16, 2007

Cleaved in Twain

The best fucking thrash metal band to come out of New Zealand ever!

'Did you hear that fat, new Cleaved in Twain track"
'FUCK YES, that was EPIC!!!'

by MetalHead8399 December 25, 2011

Cleaved

To give someone a blowjob and go so deep, they also put the balls in their mouth

JC has no gag reflex, he cleaved the guy he picked up last night

by cwhs September 28, 2018

cleavadge

The visible patch of skin that is dangerously close to the vagina seen when women wear jeans that are entirely too low-cut.

Did you see that chick on American Idol last night? I can't believe Fox didn't pixelize that cleavadge pokin' out of her pants.

by pancakes house February 28, 2008