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Plain Cain Champagne

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N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005
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wrestling the champ

That bitch teased me so bad that I ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue balls
by Gary L February 18, 2007
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Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.
#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
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Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011
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Chimputter

A chimputter is an office worker who spends their day working on a PC. Typically in a junior position in a role offering limited initiative. Taken for granted and usually viewed as being at the bottom of the pile. These poor unfortunates will likely be out of a job as soon as the technology allows.
No I'm not in IT as such, I'm just a chimputter.
by Vicarious Phil July 9, 2009
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chimpuales en el istafiate

animals in your brain...... similar mexican slang for ¨what the hell is up with you¨...... a crazy person
that guy has chimpuales en el istafiate, hes been jumping up and down since the morning
by mufasaman22 July 28, 2009
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Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.
Mike is a chimpstork
by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011
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