dave chappelle

1. A hilarious man.
2. Someone who gets a $50 million contract and still leaves a highly successful tv show due to racism.

Damn, Dave Chappelle, I never knew a $50 million contract = racism

by Adrian July 3, 2006

chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

Capper

The cherry on top. The insult added to injury. The final, amazing (or awful) finishing detail that caps the entire thing off.

"Here's the capper - I was sleeping with her sister!"

by Q-Who January 14, 2014

chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .

yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.

by healthhoes November 22, 2017

knob chopper

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

He is a complete knob chopper

by Nodrama September 27, 2006

Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

by marksmum March 16, 2009

Chopper

Nickname for Mark 'Chopper' Reed. Real life Aussie crim who chopped off his own ear and had a witty way with words. A pretty cool film was made about him, named "Chopper" Great portrayl of Bogans and westies in there as well.

Eric Bana's Chopper was better than the real Chopper.

Q: We've got to get him to hospital Chopper?

A: Do you think my name is Mark Fuckin Medicare Reed?

by sylvy September 23, 2006