Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019