Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack

You see that hes got a black carpet

by BigkingLee March 20, 2016

carpet splunking

carpet splunking

Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Carpet tunnel

Another name for vagina

Let me get in that carpet tunnel

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019