Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019