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“DAAYYYUMM CARLEE JAYMES JOSWICK IS A HOMIE HOPPER
by pussay licky37394893 January 20, 2022
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Carl

A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"
by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019
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Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to the deadbeat dad because the deadbeat dad lies about his income.
He should be mortified to be receiving Carl support. What a pathetic loser!
by Effin Fantastic July 14, 2025
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Carl

Carl is a pejorative term used as slang for a man perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what they should. Examples of what they love doing can be demanding to "speak to the manager", pushing their opinion when it’s not needed or being racist against any of the human “races”.
Carl is pushing his opinion on us again.
Carl just love talking doesn’t he?
by Carlinthe May 19, 2023
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Carl Emil

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.
Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil
by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017
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Carl

Carl is a cool guy and its fun to hang out with him shoutout to myself bc im carl
Carl is a coool guy
by Wekkokurwa September 1, 2022
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Carl

An absolute cunt. Hates revolution race and hasn’t got the time of day for wanna be hiking influencers who have discount codes for Rev race on there page
Carl is not interested in your made up feeling sorry stories to gain attention and likes.
by Carlos020788 November 24, 2021
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