carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter

Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend

by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010

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Carl

Carl is very handsome and can fight somone X2 his size easyyy

Carl is great

by Popo25678 March 14, 2022

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Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

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Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

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Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!

Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.

by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021

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A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.

Man, is that fucking Carl? I gotta go, that nigga is fucking weird as fuck.

by Dr Marshmellow December 8, 2021

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