cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true

"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."

by fianalins March 18, 2021

Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.

“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”

by HyperGod February 7, 2021

Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.

Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon

by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021

Romanian cannon

A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.

Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.

C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.

by Yaa boi June 26, 2017

Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.

Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!

by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020

Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.

I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.

by yeags December 18, 2014