christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

Fresh cabbage

When a woman over 50 is hitting on you at an in home sales presentation and she just lays on the table, lifts her skirt up and says... fresh cabbage motherfucker!

I sold 3 windows to Mike's mom, she gave me that fresh cabbage.

by Damoneeeq22 March 17, 2025

Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023