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Computerly challenged 

Describes people who are above the level of computer illiterate, but still have problems grasping basic functionality on a PC.
You have to unzip the file before you can open it! Oh my god mom, you're so computerly challenged.

Computerdora 

A computer with all the stupidity from Dora. Has Dora skin on it, and has Dora face on it.
Me: COMPUTERDORA! SEARCH UP FOOD!
Computerdora: ok, heres some images of ''swiper"
Me: NOOOOOOO
Computerdora by holy shot November 30, 2018

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

i love chicken and i hate math
damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

Computard 

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.
My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!
Computard by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008

commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.
commuter affair by lbj3471 September 13, 2011

Computard 

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
Computard by jonjeff July 17, 2014