bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003

bummed by coursework

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.

"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"

by Big Richo May 20, 2007

drippy bum

when you have to take a masive shit due to diarrhea

I had Pizza Hut/Taco Bell today and i got some mad drippy bum

by Hans Moleman2 August 23, 2007

Bum mode

The act of waking up late in the clothes from the previous day and continuing to wear them, not shaving, skip showering and most other daily hygiene practices, then interacting socially or to go into public for a majority of the day
(may also be a state of being, and normally a person will enter bum mode in the presence of good friends)

causes can be sleep deprivation, hangover, late night of work or gaming, and/or just plain laziness.

I was up so late last night, i decided to go bum mode until work later

Why'd you invite them over? Im in bum mode

Im was so tired when i woke up i decided to go bum mode for the day

by LaZyBuM9 November 17, 2011

bum shark

The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.

OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!

bum

by Finn2232 December 29, 2017

bum bats

bits of shit and toilet paper that get stuck in bum hair following a visit to the shitter. Resembles bats hanging in caves.

Dang, I got a bunch of itchy bum bats hangin in my butt crack.

by JackSparrow24 February 13, 2008

Bum Juice

Bum Juice - 1. A cheap alcoholic drink, Mostly off brand malt liquor. 2. Any form of "street" brewed or distilled alcohol, made by homeless for the homeless. *note stay far from the latter definition, should only be used in small portions.

"Look Jo is so poor all she brought was some bum juice"

by Gayden Peel September 27, 2005