burmese blumpkin

When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.

Yea man, I just had taco bell the other day so i got a burmese blumpkin from her, Bless her soul.

by OnceAManNowANarwal May 09, 2024

Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.

Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!

by Big D Nick October 14, 2022

royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 19, 2020

good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

by rebel ase November 08, 2012

Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.

The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin

by July 23, 2024

Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 09, 2019