The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam
Often results in depression or anger
Often results in depression or anger
by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008
Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 06, 2018
When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.
Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.
by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023
the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.
by Autismo420 January 24, 2018
When you discretely take a girl into a port-a-potty and have sex with her from behind. During this process you push her head into the toilet bowl, causing her hair to turn blue. Everyone will clearly know what happened to her and the embarrassment will commence.
by mastamahars July 08, 2009
when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age
by randymaniam June 05, 2010
The act of browsing for second hand vehicles and undoubtedly falling in love with one that you most definitely cannot acquire.
AKA blue balls but for vehicles.
AKA blue balls but for vehicles.
-Ahh man I was totally blue gassing myself last night when I came across a sweet Volvo 240 that was too expensive for me.
-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.
-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.
by eemxep November 29, 2020