block

There is a block in every major city. It's a neighborhood where drug dealers are out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Basically, it's a literal drive through for illegal substances. You go, make your order, you make a block, and you pick up your stuff.

Killa: "Yo, you wanna hit up the block today?"
J: "Fo sho nigga, let's do this!"

by Killa and J April 30, 2006

Block

Slang term used by one individual to title another in greeting; used in replacement of words such as "dude," "man," dawg," or "G." Originally, "block" was conceived by an individual known only as, Shwin; nevertheless, the word gained increased popularity as, IHOD (the larger group of friends to which he belongs) implemented its usage in countless phrases now made popular in society.

"What up block?"

"Where you at block?"

"Yo block, lets get these chicks back to the crib."

by Board of Admissions January 23, 2011

Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007

clock-block

When your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time, preventing you from sleeping in.

Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."

John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."

by MoreMagic March 7, 2008

God Block

A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.

Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?

by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010

M-block

a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto

cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto

other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole

M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!

by chuck norris is my idle July 24, 2008

tit block

similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.

That bitch totally just tit blocked me from that hot guy at the bar.

by sftbllr101877 February 4, 2010