Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.
Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
Oh you definitely are haha.
Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
by anon2201_hun February 01, 2021
People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.
"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
by My_Kankles November 07, 2024
when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del January 01, 2013
by Krackhormgiggles June 01, 2018
Wesley blanket cakes me.
by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021
Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 03, 2023