Better

When you watch most of elf, because it’s not as good without your girlfriend, instead of all of it

Mackenzie: you watched elf without me
Rock: no I watched most of it
Mackenzie: that’s not better
Rock: that’s literally the definition of better

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

better lifing

referring to improving quality of life; like saying better living but large life changes aren't made

ahh John looks good, he must be better lifing.

by sir.raiahhhh March 20, 2022

Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.

I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.

by Skik24 March 25, 2022

BetterDnU

A shortening of the phrase "superior to your appearance and/or behavior" into one slang word.

At least i'm BetterDnU!

by SteelPulse January 13, 2022

Betterefe

The feeling of wanting to die but not wanting to commit suicide. (otherwise known as secondhand suicide)

“Yeah, y’know I’ve been feeling pretty betterefe recently” person 1 said.
“What’s betterefe?” person 2 asked
“It’s similar to secondhand suicide” person 1 responded

by xephyrlikeschicken January 23, 2022

Betterer

Better than the better of the betterest

Guy 1:Hey dude I got a better score than Jan
Guy 2: Well I got a betterer score than you dumbass

by Beans, rice, Jesus christ, and January 23, 2022