cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.

“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”

by joe’s perm March 3, 2019

ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

by borhap March 12, 2019

Ben Shabibo

This is the name Hasan Piker has given to Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shabibo is such a baby. Ben Shabibo, Ben Shababy.

by UrbanDescriptivist June 21, 2021

Talking Ben

A divine gigachad and is a fucking god.

He is a supreme being who is 40 years old, gay, and likes minors.

"What God do you pray to?"
"Talking Ben"

by Kitagawa-san February 17, 2022

Ben Chadwick

Rages at all video games and when rages shouts in a high pitched voice

Person 1: Oh my god, why are you being mean to me
Person 2: You're such a ben Chadwick

by Farteus December 8, 2017

Ben

The gayest person on earth watch out if you meet one he might just grab your dick

That Ben touched my dick

by Magget May 29, 2019

ben

A man who needs a life. has no friends, and is mentally ill and has the mind of a goat.

he is a ben

by Comicow October 31, 2017