bastardman

a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.

Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!

by Bastardman August 15, 2004

Bastard-factory

A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids from multiple "baby-daddy's," and refuse to work, leaving honest, hard working, tax-paying Americans to foot the bill.

What caused the American economy to pseudo-collapse in 2008?
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.

by iAmOtto December 9, 2008

El Bastard

More of a Bastard than a normal Bastard. The height of Bastardness.

What!? You had sex with my mother!!!? You....EL BASTARD!

by Strider Kyoden February 11, 2003

pinko-bastard

Ronald Reagan, owing a debt to Hollywood, coined this term in the 80's to rally a country to watch the movie "Red Dawn"

Gorby you pinko-bastard, tear down this wall.

by Jayats November 9, 2013

British Bastard

British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.

"I haven't dated anyone since I was dicked down and turnt up by the British Bastard"

by idfwu_cak June 19, 2015

fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to

I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!

by BKingL January 9, 2006