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Bagel in the Chimney

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney
by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
mugGet the Bagel in the Chimneymug.

Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
I’m horny, fancy a bagelling?
by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019
mugGet the Bagellingmug.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug.

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.
by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017
mugGet the African bagelmug.

Bagelling

Using compliments to butter someone up so that they can share whatever they're eating
OMG are you bagelling me for my ice-cream?!
by That Gen Z kid April 8, 2024
mugGet the Bagellingmug.

toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
by eggos January 6, 2015
mugGet the toasted bagelmug.

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about
I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel
by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019
mugGet the Bagelmug.

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