Alyssa

Alyssa's are snobby brats that think they are perfect. They usually have bleached blond hair and perfect cake face. They are backstabbers and they are very two faced. Usually anorexia wannabees and no one likes them in reality.

Look at Alyssa today she is looking extra eww

by #jconnorickiamevor August 6, 2015

Alyssa

A little bitch

That girl over there is acting like an Alyssa

by Hentainigga June 13, 2017

Alyssa

Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .

-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”

by ~Dora~ June 14, 2018

Alyslang

A word or phrase used by hot latina women in san antonio TX used to explain there wierd choice of words

Hot latina woman: That joker is an ass to the MAX.
Anyone: wow weird choice of words
Hot latina woman: Nah, just me being silly....lol. Alyslang.

by SONOF A VET February 25, 2008

Alyssa Maria Clapham

A girl who is major thirsty and will do anything for you to love her.

Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.

by Marley Head December 5, 2010

alysiamarie

A kind, generous, and oh so beautiful woman. She is outgoing and amazing at making friends. Her love for others is obviously known through her actions and words. Not to forget, she has giant tits!

Damn, that's Alysiamarie, gods gift to the world.

by Shrubberry101 December 21, 2016

Alyssa

Alyssa is a amazing girl who shows love to all her friends. She often guilt trips her friends and family. She doesn’t often know how her actions affect others. She is quick to cry scream and throw a tantrum. Some times Alyssa can spread rumours and not think of any punishment. Alyssa is extremely girly shy and funny even after her bad behaviour you just wanna be her friend. Alyssa also can be manipulative and turn your “Freinds” against you with easy and try to cry her way out of all situations.

Praise:wow have you seen Alyssa she’s so kind we went and baked cookies together yesterday it was great!
Grace: yea but she wasn’t like that when I was her friend she just used me and spread rumours about me
praise: don’t be silly it’s alyssa she doesn’t do that
Grace: *sigh* of corse not

by Grendel June 7, 2018