Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019

Alejandro

Someone stupid basically

"You're not smart, you're Alejandro."
"Yo, Alejandro, what's 9+10?"

by okboomerlol November 20, 2019

Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

alexandre

a guy with no friends who reads books about dragon porn and likes men come to think of it alexandre isnt actually a guy just a wierd faggot with a tic tac of a dick. a weirdo not cool enough for a nickname

you are as retarded as alexandre

by yubisalure October 7, 2009

alexander tran

A fat guy who try hards at games because it wants people to be friends with him beacause he doesn’t really have any.

Alexander Tran is my online friend

by Alex Kim September 24, 2017

Alexandra

She’s okay i guess, nothing too special about Alexandra except that she’s pretty good at wasting her life away by being all alone in her room with no human contact for days on end! What a talent she is!

Wow you’re so lazy you might be an Alexandra

by Prettyprettypegasus December 20, 2018

Alexander

A guy who definitely belongs with a girl named natalie

Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie and natalie should get with alexander

by ShipperQueen July 5, 2019