Facebook zombie

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.

1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.

by 4nic8er November 2, 2017

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.

Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.

by nezzreth July 24, 2016

ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.

The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020

Zombie Ghostwell

A zombie Ghostwell is a creature that hangs around group chats it has no personality or anything

Quick guys run away a zombie ghostwell is coming!

by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021

Zombie Head

Head so aggressive it’s like your getting fellatio from a zombie.

Shayne gives such good zombie head!

by Cola54 April 12, 2021

zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012