jeff

A guy you need to stay away from because all you can hear is MY NAME IS JEFF

Me: Whats your Name
Jeff: MY NAME IS JEFF

by ElisePineapple January 19, 2020

Jeff

A guy who thinks he knows everything and only his opinion counts. Usually, Jeff claims everyone may have an opinion, but you're dumb. Jeff is misbehaved, but every Jeff makes part of an intelectual elite he invented himself and thinks his way of writting is the only correct model of doing it, even though we can't write properly. Also, some Jeffs may have a Portuguese 'tacho' somewhere.

Group: Hey guys, our event was great.
Jeff: Yeah nice haha, but next time try to do it better, it wasn't as successful as when I've done it.

by squareblanket April 16, 2020

Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.

Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!

by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020

Jeff

Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction

Man: "hey how are you"

Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"

Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"

by Jdjdidowinfj d i February 22, 2020

Jeff

A baseball player who thinks he’s good and he’s a dummy.

Man stop being a Jeff.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .

Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting

by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

Jeff

Drinks red bull and rage. Giver of fucks. Do not mess with a Jeff.

Do you see all those red bull cans. We must be in a Jeff's lair.

by Acidman17 May 19, 2020