De-Graped

To not be grape.

Wine is just de-graped grapes.

by Sanchoiz February 17, 2020

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.

Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.

by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

squishy grape

A person that no one likes

"oh Kylie, i hate her."
"Yea i knoowwww, she is such a squishy grape."

by MyPseudonymLmao January 13, 2018

Grind the grape

A fruity, more accurate alternative to flicking the bean.

Female masturbation

First you gently grasp the grape, the juices start flowing, it starts to swell, and then you grind the grape

by juice-it-up June 8, 2025

they did surgery on a grape

the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time

Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape

by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018