Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
by TheOneAndOnly........ February 01, 2019
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Diamond Pickaxe

One of the five main tools in Minecraft. It is used to mine stone type blocks and ores. It has been a symbol of the block game even if it is already superseded by the Netherite pickaxe in terms of durability and mining speed.
Let me bring out my Diamond Pickaxe.
by LetItRip016 December 04, 2020
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Dirty Diamond

When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"
Hey bro, what did you do last night?

Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.

Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.
by Damtjusaren Andreas October 24, 2023
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sugondese diamond

A ski route where failing to make a turn will send you down a much harder one
Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.
by virgin916 August 03, 2022
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diamonds on a move

Diamond on a move when you put on a big number of your iced chains and they start swaging and scratching in your chest

That's when they on a move
Hey, bro you to drippin'hard seeing those diamonds on a move with such a slurpy sound,

I just can't stop that slurp on my chest dude!!yeah it's diamonds on a move nigga!!
by Lilshagg January 18, 2022
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diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.
Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
by kenndedy October 04, 2022
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Diamond Cutter

Placing your hands around your genetalia in the form of a diamond in order to protect your groin area that isn’t secured with a condom from STDs. It’s doesn’t work but it could if you have no other choice.
Did you put the diamond cutter on her last night? She looked dicey and I’m sure she had a least genital warts.
by FCDubbs August 25, 2022
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