yardage

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

yard

yard is house....house is yard....yard is your place

yo bruv u cumin ova to ma yard laters wiv nick,coz we gona get fucked!!

by sexy siara August 31, 2008

yard duty

While out-of-doors to smoke a marijauna cigarette.

"I think it's time for a little yard duty."
"If don't see me in 5 minutes, I'm on yard duty"

by Rishann April 27, 2007

Yard Ape

A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar!!!

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Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night!!

by Mr. Cat05 September 6, 2009

yardy

a reference to friends, used in jail or prison. people who spent time in jail or prison together.

"These are my yardys."

by Monica February 28, 2004

2 Day Yard Sale

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.

I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.

by Mayor J October 6, 2008

yardteef

when your fucking teeph are fuckingg huge like steph toooasrey she buck teephed DAYUM dat bitch is beaver she could eat a baby remeber to connect

Gawd Dayum Emerson big ass yardteefs
mayonayse a lot of yardteefshere
initiate shit with her yarteef

by fuckaduckateegan December 24, 2004