woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Woke

An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.

You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

woke

Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.

Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."

"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."

Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."

by Darkphil March 14, 2023

Woke

People who support tv's made by LG

People who support LG Tv's ( or something like that ) are woke

by Gameify January 16, 2024

Woke

A word used by conservatives to bash people who care about human rights, calling them "dangerous", and "ideology" that "must" be "erased", even if they never did anything wrong, conservatives still act like it's the end of the world yet call us snowflakes. This term means be aware of racial and discriminatory prejudices.

1. Oh no! Spreading awareness that transgender people are being unfairly targeted by extremists? Woke!
2. He called me "woke" because I said I just want to live without fear of persecution.
3. No!!!!! You can't say that racism exists! Woke!!!!

by hahaitsmebamba June 2, 2023

Woke

Woke

Progressives put too much emphasis on being woke.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Woke

A word used to describe a normal person or organization grounded in reality.

Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.

Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."

by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022