he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth 

This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.

I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.

he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth by Garrettb3 March 22, 2007

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament 

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

Ultra woke 

When someone wants you to accept their definition of what's real.

Tommy: Hey Dan, did you see that flying saucer with aliens eating babies?

Dan: No Tommy. Get a life. And stop being ultra woke.

Ultra woke by LegendBae September 9, 2021

shook, rattled, and woke 

Shook- The act of being very shocked

Rattled-Angry or upset
Woke-Being Aware

Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston
I'm shook, rattled, and woke.

shook, rattled, and woke by wavyyute April 24, 2017

Riri Woke 

When someone is Riri Woke, Its means they slay the house down.

Person: Oh, you know Adelaide, she is so Riri Woke.

Riri Woke by Zelenaaaaaaa June 11, 2022

COW - Cult of the Woke 

The twitter and other social media mob which seeks to enforce de-facto anti-blasphemy laws against those who dispute any of the self-contradictory and contra-factual dogmas of the identity-centered left wingers emerging from humanities departments of liberal arts colleges and universities with their hierarchy of oppression and its celebration of victim-hood of "oppressed groups" and its demand that white males spend a large part of their days self-flagellating to expatiate their original sin of being white and cis-male and with straight sexual orientation.

The COW - Cult of the Woke on the one had claims to support full human rights for gays, women, and trans-sexuals, but on the other hand opposes, as "Islamophobic" any and all criticism of the traditional religion which is responsible for the greatest volume and most heinous examples of violence against those identities within areas under Islamic jurisdiction.

COW - Cult of the Woke by Ufo4243 October 27, 2020

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money 

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022