Windshield-Smearing

The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.

Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!

by Boxymoron February 9, 2005

windshield wiper

an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels

"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*

by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014

windsor

The Windsor's...Royalty...of Great Britain and Ireland...Soon to be Kings in the Future...Interested in Extreme Sports..while trying to Create World Peace in the Military...for Us..

Windsor...Hmmm...What do I say about this....What is the definition of an Example?? :)

by Erin Rachel Young September 8, 2006

Detroit Red Wings

NHL Ice hockey team.

Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)

Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?

Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey

by natalie298755 October 4, 2009

White Trash red wings

when you punch a girl in the face and make her nose and mouth bloody and then make her give You oral sex.

You know whats funnier than a normal blow job, White Trash red wings.

by lifeispain567 April 1, 2009

Winished

The combination of win and finished. Meaning to win and finish the game. A verb

-u winning?

-aye just winished

by tavor21 January 22, 2012

German Wings

Experiencing German culture on an extreme basis

Griff goes on a dirty day trip to Stuttgart and flicking his hair at all and sundry until the desired, inevitable seduction act takes place. Probably in or around his Smart Car. He gains his German wings

by the ultimate oracle January 13, 2012