Windowsilling

When you are dating a menopausal woman and she has a hot flush and needs to stand at the window. You fuck her from behind at the window in full view of neighbours and passers by.

I was windowsilling my old lady this morning and the postman interrupted with a parcel of his own.

by Rudkip November 12, 2022

windows 11

The most awful thing in existence.

A: Sup dude
B: Sup
A: What operating system you got?
B: Windows 11.
A: What?
B: Windows 11.
A: OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS 11 YOU SHOULD GET 10 IT'S BETTER

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022

windows + prt sc

This feature is a screenshot shortcut.

guy 1:bro how do i screenshot??????????????????????????????????
guy 2:Windows + PRT SC.
guy 1:thanks

by pseud0nym12470 January 3, 2023

Windows 11

A version of the operating system lineup made by Microsoft. It was built with confusion and inconsistency in mind. One more reason for people to stick to the now-unsupported Windows 7.

P1: Bro did you try Windows 11?
P2: Can it run on my Skylake?

by notahero January 5, 2023

Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad

an goofy ahh kid
who copy and paste everyone comments and called everyone bots and bashed people opinion and lied his age, backup account 13, 15

and call people racist for dms
and lied to another backup account called annoying orange

he reality pretend to be bellathewolf, budsfor

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad: Fuck you kid get a life you bot no one asked
Everyone: 💀

by TheRealDarkSecretEnds February 25, 2023

Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )

Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!

by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023