Wankerisims

When one is stupid in what is being said, they are full of wankerisims.

That idiot is full of wankerisims, he is a right wanker.

by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003

wankerface

One who has the face of a wanker.

Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.

by Stuffman May 13, 2005

wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

Wicked Lester

1. Early 1970s rock band that had various members including the original Kiss lineup: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

2. The nastiest shit or fart you have ever smelled in your life.

1. Did Wicked Lester ever make an album?

2. Who left the wicked lester in my toilet?...not cool!!!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

wicked silly

A sarcastic description of some one who is pretentious and thinks of themselves as 'bad ass' or 'cool'

Colin Farrell is wicked silly

by deej24 March 11, 2010

Wanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.

He's such a wanker

by luxetraveller July 9, 2014

wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017