Washing The Horse

While getting your partner from behind, pull out, and urinate all over their back - especially in the hair while tugging on it.

Jen thought I was going to pull out and shoot, but instead she caught me washing the horse.

by Theodore Baagz, MD April 18, 2014

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010

car washing

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

by Stolotski February 1, 2012

Walking Turd

Black person, nigger, african-american.

Look at this walking turds lips.

by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011

walking simulator

A video game genre that originated in DayZ, a Arma 2 mod, where one for the main portion of the game traverses the huge game world without doing much else. The term has since come to define a broader genre of games where the walking is a big part of the experience.

"Dude, have you played DayZ yet? It's maybe the best walking simulator out there!"

by Ghost Tartar June 9, 2014

walking the prairie dog

It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.

"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"

"Just walking the prairie dog."

by winchester666 March 14, 2009

Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger

A burger that comes with cranberry sauce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018